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That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I had more, but you go ahead. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

I wish! It’s a nickel. Shut up and take my money! That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave.

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Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. Look, last night was a mistake.

Take me to your leader! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Shut up and take my money! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

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I just told you! You’ve killed me! Do a flip! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Hello Morbo, how’s the family? When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

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Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Oh God, what have I done? You know, I was God once. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Yeah, lots of people did.

Kids have names? I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.

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Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

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