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That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I had more, but you go ahead. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. …
Continue ReadingThat could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I had more, but you go ahead. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. …
Continue ReadingLarge bet on myself in round one. Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Yep, I …
Continue ReadingDoomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. …
Continue ReadingI just told you! You’ve killed me! Do a flip! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Calculon is gonna kill …
Continue ReadingStop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Oh God, what have I done? You know, I was God once. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Yeah, lots …
Continue ReadingBender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. …
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